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rhinogradentium:

itsvondell:

the thing about alex’s video is that regardless of whether or not it was serious or a joke or satire or “Alex Day’s particular brand of humor xD” it served to completely justify so many people’s baseless prejudices

so many people are watching it and thinking “see? i’ve always thought that fat people were gross. i’m so glad a youtuber i really like thinks the same thing i do. all these butthurt fatties in the comment section are so stupid. fat IS bad and i’m glad someone had the balls to say it!”

like alex dude your audience is so heavily composed of young girls and “edgy” teenage boys which is like the exact worst audience for something like this. you’re hurting a lot of people and i assume it’s not your intention to but you’ve gotttttta think this stuff through better

I’m so saddened.

I don’t even want to watch the video

goddammit Alex I thought you were alright

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT AM I DOING IN HERE, TENNISON? QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY. I OWN THIS DRAWER, LIKE I OWN THIS COMPANY, AND I WILL OCCUPY WHATEVER PORTION OF THE COMPANY I FEEL LIKE, WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE, AND UNLESS YOU CAN FIND ‘EXPLAINING MY ACTIONS TO SLACKJAWED, BUNGLING ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES’ SOMEWHERE ON MY C.V. I SUGGEST YOU SIT DOWN AT THAT DESK I GRACIOUSLY ALLOW YOU TO HAVE AND STOP WASTING MY TIME WITH YOUR BABBLE. IF I WANTED TO BE DISAPPOINTED BY YOUR SEMI-COHERENT RAMBLING I’D CALL A SALES MEETING.

NOW WHERE ARE THOSE REPORTS I ASKED FOR? 

STOP LOOKING AROUND, YOU TIT. I’M SITTING ON THEM. HOW DID YOU GET THIS JOB? AM I YOUR FATHER? DO YOU HAVE BLACKMAIL PHOTOS OF ME? CAN YOU EVEN READ, TENNISON?

I’M GOING TO GO DOWN TO 14 AND SLEEP IN THE 11”X17” PAPER TRAY IN THE COPY ROOM. I’LL BE BACK AT 3 AND I EXPECT YOU’LL HAVE THE SECOND QUARTER PROJECTIONS COMPLETED AND FAXED OVER TO MARTY.

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